draft 20100628 1811pdt

america is 1 nation under god, if god exists. see terms of agreement

terms of agreement:
america is 1 nation under god, if god exists. if god does not exist, america is 1 nation anyway.
if god exists, and if god ever invites us to heaven, we reserve the right to check it out, and return to earth at our convenience.
america, fuck yeah.
("america fuck yeah" is trademark of a movie, an awesome movie i think if movie if only for that line. i don't remember the title of the movie, it's on the tip of my tongue, but you caN look it up.)